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Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A: For traction in the mud.

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”
The woman said, “I’m glad of that doctor, but I’m Miss Brown,”
“Miss Brown,” said the doctor without changing expression, “I have bad
news for you.”

Q: What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

A: Fill his water bed with gasoline.

Q: What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
A: Full up…

One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom
asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning
about sexual education.” She smiled, and said, “At
least he’s learning something usefull.” Billy went up
to his room. A little later, Billy’s mom went up to his
room to call him down to dinner. She opens his door and
sees him jerking off. She says, “Billy, when you’re
done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”

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