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Q: What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One – men will screw anything.

These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is
barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is
looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on
someone’s front lawn.

“Look”, he shouts “What are the those dogs doing? are they fighting?”
The passenger, being a man of the world, replies “They are having sex.
Don’t tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?”

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex
doggie style. So the passenger says, “You have to try it. Its pretty
cool. Here’s what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife
a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual
position.”

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a
try. The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the
passenger asks, “Well, how did it go?” To which the driver replies, “It was
great.
But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn.”

Q: What’s the similarity between a blond and a postage stamp?
A: You lick ‘em, stick ‘em, and send them on their way…

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, “Mummy, what is that long thing?”
His mother replies, “That, son, is the elephant’s trunk.”
“No, at the other end.”
“That, son is the tail.”
“No, mummy, the thing under the elephant.”
A short embarrassed silence after which she replies, “That’s nothing.”
The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question.
“Daddy, what is that long thing?”
“That’s the trunk, son,” replies the father.
“No at the other end.”
“Oh, that is the tail.”
“No, no daddy, the thing below,” asks the son in desperation.
“That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?”
“Well mummy said it was nothing,” says the boy.
Replies the father: “I tell you, I spoil that woman…”



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