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Q: What’s the brunette’s mating call?
A:
Brunette: “Who’s next?”
Blonde: “I thought you said I was sexier than that brunette bitch?!”
Redhead: “Better start chewing some vitamins kid.”

Q: Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts..

Q: Why don’t debutantes go to orgies?
A: There’d be too many thank you notes to write.

Q: What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

“Olympic condoms?” she asks, “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.

“Gold of course,” says the man proudly.

The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!”



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