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This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.
An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over and
says he’ll give her a ride home.
On the way he looks her over and says “You’re a pretty good looking old
broad. I’ll pay you ten bucks for a piece of ass”.
She says “What???!!!”. But then thinks that the old age check isn’t due
for 5 more days, so she agrees.
They are lying on the bed after its over having the usual smoke and he
says to her “Geez if I had known that you were a virgin I would have
offered you $20.00!”
She looks back at him and says “If I had know you could get it up I would
have taken off my pantyhose!”

A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely
active sex life. He said He had a wife, several mistresses,
masturbated, and had wet dreams all the time.

The doctor asked which he liked best.

He Replied, ” Wet Dreams, you meet a much higher class of
people in them.”

When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns… They were boys.

Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of
each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag.
My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to
see what flavour i was wearing.
The first night she said “Mmmmm, Cherry flavour”,
The second night she said “Mmmmm, Mint flavour”,
The third night she said “Mmmmm, Strawberry flavour”,
and so on, until we had reached the final flavour,
and she said “Mmmmm, Cheese flavour”
“Cheese flavour ??” i said “I haven’t put one on yet!”



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