Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”
“Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?”
“Back to back.”
“But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.”
“Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
Condominium – A prophylactic for midgets.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, “Ma, get in bed I got a hard on.”
She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, “Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!”
Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, “Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed—the barns on fire!”