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The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow
attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight
sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down
at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the twinkle
in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.
Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room
and seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her
voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.
The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for
his morning cigar.
As the waitress approached with the bride’s toast and coffee, she said,
“Honey, I don’t understand it. Here you are a young bride with an old
husband, looking like you’ve encountered a buzz saw.”
“That guy,” said the bride, “double crossed me. He told me he saved up for
60 years and I thought he was talking about money!”

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The girl asks, “You haven’t got AIDS have you?”
He replies, “No.”
She responds, “Oh, thank heavens for that!!
I don’t want to get that again… !”

Q: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A: A Tent

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.
The bride rolled over and said, “That was nice but tell me, what did my
pussy look like before you rooted it?”
The husband replied “Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.”
“That’s nice honey” she replied, “What did it look like after you rooted
it?”
“Like a bulldog eating porridge” the husband replied.

Q: Why did the gay boy run away from home?
A: He didn’t like the way he was being reared!



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