Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
A: He’s Breathing.
Q: What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can’t tell her mum.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.
“Reach up there and find out.”
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, “Oh, it’s
“Aye, it has,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put your hand back
up there, it’ll grow some more!”
Q: Did you hear that 35% of all gay men were born that way?
A: The rest got sucked into it.
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places
they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded
countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running
along the road.
The woman said, “Sweetheart, let’s do the same thing we did
here forty years ago.”
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and
he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They
made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, “Darlin’, you sure never moved
like that forty years ago – or any time since that I can remember!”
The woman says, “Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn’t electrified!”