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Q: Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
A: Is it in?

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea–each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: “Isn’t it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills.”

The wife replied, “Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?”

* “Wanna swap meds?”

* “Can I buy you a spatula?”

* “Bet you’re wondering why I have no nostrils?”

* “Your crawlspace or mine?”

* “You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.”

* “May I lick your forehead?”

* “Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? ”

* “Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.”

* “What’s your favorite flavor of wood?”

* “You’ve stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!”

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit
her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a
“Ah-ha… ,” The Big Bad Wolf said, “Now I’ve got you and I’m going to
eat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!… ”
Little Red Riding Hood said angrily,
“Damn it, doesn’t anybody fuck anymore?”

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