Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.”
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Jeff and Linda are parked in Lover’s Lane. He embraces her with one arm, and begins to explore with the other hand. Looking over her shoulder, he sees a policeman approaching. “Awwwww Hell!” Jeff murmured, “Fuzz!”
“What did ya expect?” Linda says, “A perm?”
Q: Why was Joan Collins voted “Woman of the Year” by Screw magazine?
A: Because she had more meat between her buns than McDonald’s.
Q: What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
A: Let everyone go first!