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Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer.

Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait and got down to it on the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, “I take the next turn, right?”

“No way, get your own,” said the groom, “this one’s all mine.”

Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A: Sperm is handmade.

Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…

INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forget
some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, there will be at least:
* 0.5 Miss Worlds,
* 2.5 supermodels,
* 463 wild nymphos,
* 3,234 good-looking nymphos,
* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms,
* and 40,198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the miserable old cow you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER!!!

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he’d been living with since
he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to
whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL!!!

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only
interest women) just so that you can bonk her.

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like
marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate… send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. – Even if you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS. – This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

There’s a new toy on the market called the Billy doll. It’s being advertised as the first openly gay doll for sale in America. And the doll is anatomically correct. Boy, that’s gotta be driving Barbie nuts, don’t ya think? Finally a male doll with something “down there,” and he turns out to be gay. Isn’t that every woman’s nightmare?

Q: Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

A: A regular toad croaks “Ribbit Ribbit” while a horney toad croaks “Rub-it Rub-it”



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