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Q: How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?

A: When her favorite sexual position is “next door”

Q: How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
A: Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering
the confessional she said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” The
priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.” The young woman said,
“Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.”
The priest thought long and hard and then said, “Take seven lemons and
squeeze them into a glass and then drink it.”
The young woman asked, “Will this cleanse me of my sins?”
The priest said “NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face.”

Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.

An old sailor goes to a brothel,
where he chooses his girl and begins.
“How am I doing?” He asks.
“Three knots,” she replies.
“Three knots? What’s that mean?”
“You’re not hard, you’re not in,
and you’re not getting your money back.”



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