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Q: What’s a diaphragm?
A: A trampoline for dickheads.

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla.
“But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,” Priscilla responded.
“He did. That’s why I have to take every precaution.”

3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says “Yep, I was walking down the ol’ cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says…
Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I’m standing here in front of you unharmed.
The third cowboy stood up… walked around the campfire… slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a
while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”

He says, “Why’s that?”

She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen
minutes.”

Q: Why is pubic hair curly?
A: If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.



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