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I think we could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got older. (some of us)

It would also promote family values. How would you like to come home to your wife and have her ask, “Honey, why is your tax bill larger than mine?” Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with your tax tax bill in his hand.

We wouldn’t have to pay people to work for the IRS, they would be paying to work there just so they could review peoples returns. Locker room conversations would change… “Get a load of this tax bill!”

The forms would change a little also. We would now have a 1040Quickee. And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase.. “Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.”

At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer.

After reading the note, the judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and pass it among the rest of the jurors.

One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror sitting next to him.

He took the note from her and read, “I’m going to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before.”

The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket.

“Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!” ordered the judge.

“I can’t, Your Honor,” the juror answered. “It’s personal.”

Q: Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
A: A regular toad croaks “Ribbit Ribbit” while a horney toad croaks “Rub-it Rub-it”

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?

A: Bachelors come home, check to see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what’s in the bed,
and go to the fridge.

Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?

A: The penis.



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