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Q: What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A: George Michael’s latest release.

Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?

A: “The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul.”

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?

A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

Q: Why are women like snow flakes?
They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they’ll all melt when they land on your face…

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