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A pick-up line in a gay bar: “May I push your stool in?”

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Q: What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A: Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.

Q: What is a zebra?

A: 26 sizes larger than A bra.

Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, the gay man went to his doctor. The physician prescribed suppositories, but when it came time to use them the young man was afraid he would do it wrong.

So he went into the bathroom and, bending over, looked through his legs into the mirror to line up the target. All of a sudden, his penis became stiff and blocked his view.

“Oh, stop it,” the young man scolded his organ, “It’s only me!”

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