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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an airplane?
A: Not everyones been inside an airplane.

Q: How does Herpes leave the hospital?

A: On crotches.

Two gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them.

One says to the other, “What kind of ship is that?”

“Container ship.”

“OK, what’s that one over there?”

“Oil Tanker.”

“How about that one?”

“That’s a ferry boat.”

“Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!”

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
The doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?”
She said that she did.
He asked, “Does it hurt you?”
She said that it didn’t.
The doctor then told her, “Well, then, there’s no reason that you shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that’s what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.”
The woman was mystified. She asked “You can get pregnant from anal sex?”
The doctor replied, “Of course. Where do you think attorneys come from?”

Q: How do you make a fruit cordial?
A: Pat him on the behind!



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