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Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
A: When the joy stick is wet!

Q: How can u tell if a blonde has been in the frig?

A: Theres lipstick on the cucumber.

Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart.

“I suppose you’re going to tell me now that you’re waiting for ‘Mr. Right’,” he said dejectedly.

“That’s a silly old romantic notion,” laughed the coed. “I’m just waiting for Mr. Big.”

Q: Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
A: A regular toad croaks “Ribbit Ribbit” while a horney toad croaks “Rub-it Rub-it”

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