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Q: What did the blonde say after sex?
A: Next!

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, “Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”
The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, “Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy’s!”
The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, “Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

A: When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Q: What do you have if you put 50 government employees and 50 lesbians in the same room?
A: 100 people who don’t do dick.



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