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Q: What’s a lesbian?
A: Just another woman trying to do a man’s job.

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next
morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful
17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go
to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to
him, “So, tell me, how was it?”
“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “The sun, the surf, we made love
almost every night, we – ”
His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost
every night?”
“Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love
Tuesday… “

A woman was riding on a plane next to another man in first class. The man sneezed very hard, pulled out his penis and wiped the tip off.

The woman couldn’t believe what she just saw and decided she was hallucinating.

A few minutes passed. The man sneezed again. He pulled out his penis and wiped the tip off.

The woman was about to go nuts. She couldn’t believe that such a rude person existed.

A few minutes passed. The man sneezed yet again. He took his penis out and wiped the tip off.

The woman finally had enough. She turned to the man and said, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?”

The man replied, “I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma’am. I have a very rare condition such as that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

The woman then said, “Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?”

The man looked at her, grinned and said, “Pepper, of course.”



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