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A redneck brings his daughter to the gynocologist for birth control pills.
The Dr. asks,”is your daughter sexually active?”
The redneck says,”Naw, she just lays there like her mother.

Q: What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?
A: Depends on whether you’d rather be screwed of fingered.

“My, but you look different today Claudia,” commented Rene to her coworker. “Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use – special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?”

“No!” replied Claudia. “My vibrator shorted out this morning.”

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court..
The judge was about to make his decision he said ‘Im sorry mickey, I cant
grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth”

Mickey retorted ” I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey Dad! What are
you doin?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank.” Johnny says,
“Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
milkman filled her this morning.”



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