Joke's Database for sale, click here for price and more info.
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!

Q: How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court..
The judge was about to make his decision he said ‘Im sorry mickey, I cant
grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth”

Mickey retorted ” I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!

Q: How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
A: Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something unusual.
The clerk points her to a new card just in that day – “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”
The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”

© 2015