One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said, “But isn’t having nine babies a little much?”
“Well,” she said, “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air.”
“Yes,” said the priest. “Your legs!”
Q: What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
A: To put your gum in on the way down.
Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
A: To keep here legs closed
Cecil and Scott are two homosexuals living together. It was extremely hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer.
“Scott! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?”
Scott replied, “It was so hot outside, I thought you’d like something cool to slip into!”
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a
while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”
He says, “Why’s that?”
She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen