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A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back
of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic.
They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix
the problem.
Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.

Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it’s getting interesting they are finished until next time…

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

Q: What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

A: They’re both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy asked the girl, “If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?”

She agreed to and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100, she started to strip. When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car.

The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were still trapped in the car.

“Go get help,” he pleaded.

She replied, “I can’t, I’m naked.”

He pointed to his shoe that was thrown clear and said, “Cover your privates with that and go get help.”

She grabbed the shoe, covered herself, and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived, she was frantic and yelled to the attendant, “HELP! HELP! My boyfriend’s stuck!”

The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied, “I’m sorry, Miss. He’s too far in.”



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