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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.
“How do you plead?” asked the judge.
“Guilty or not guilty.”
“Not guilty,” replied the man.
“On what grounds?” queried the judge.
“I didn’t think she was dead… I thought she was an American.”

Two men in a sauna. The first one says to the second one, “Do you want to see a magic trick?”

Second guy says, “Sure.”

“OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees.”

Second guy turns around and gets down on all fours.

“There,” says the first one, “… does that feel like you’ve got a thumb up your ass?”

“Yes!”

The first guy waves both of his hands in the air, “Magic!”

There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”
His buddy said, “I have an ide
A. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So, the first fellow did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How’d it turn out?”
“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, “I’ll see you in two hours!”

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.”
Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?”



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