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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: They’re right! We do taste like chicken!

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”

She responds, “No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

Q: What does a 747 airplane and a woman both have in common?
A: They both have a cockpit.

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, “You really ought to quit.”

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, “I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex.”

He replied, “But they stunt your growth.” She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, “So, what’s
your excuse then?”

Q: How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A: When he can still step on Dolly Parton’s toes.



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