One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something usefull.”
Billy went up to his room. A little later, Billy’s mom went up to his room to call him down to dinner. She opens his door and sees him jerking off.
She says, “Billy, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong?
(d) blow job
(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother’s room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and groaning, “I want a man, I want a man.”
Shaking his head in bewilderment, Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mom’s room but this time there is a man in bed with his mom.
Gregory hoofs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest and groans ” I want a bike, I want a bike.”
In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam’s, One covered Eve’s. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve’s treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve’s eyes, As Adam’s thing, Started to rise.They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart.
The head of Adam’s thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve’s treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn’t let loose, Until Adam’s thing, Was all out of juice.
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
A: Having to go to bed so early!