A fellow came to a house with a red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was no one in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading “Over 35″ and “Under 35.” He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said “Over 35.”
He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read, “Over 8 inches” and “Under 8 inches.”
Truthful again, he went through the “Under 8 inches” door and found himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, “Once a night” and “Over 4 times a night.”
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked “Once a night” and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is, “Always tell the truth and you’ll never get screwed.”
Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
Brunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”
Blonde after sex: “Next!”
Redhead after sex: “Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.”
Having picked George up in a gay bar, Sandy was driving home when, entranced by his companion, he failed to see the red light. Plowing into a van, he nearly marked his laundry when the driver got out, a big brute of a man.
“You idiot!” he screamed. “You drive like my grandmother, and you can kiss my a$$!”
Sighing with relief, the gay driver said to his companion, “Thank God! He wants to settle out of court.”
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,
and one of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in
The other hooker looked at her and said, “No, I just burped.”