Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were
popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red
blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from
back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker
kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, “Lady, I’ll
give you $10 for a blow job.”
The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the
city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, “Thank you, suh, for
defendin’ mah honor!” Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said,
“Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in
Two gays are walking down Market street in San Francisco when they spot a stud muffin coming their way. “I hear he is a great lay,” says one.
“No shit?” says the other.
“Well,” replies the first, “Just a little once in a while.”
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore and asked for a packet of condoms.
“Certainly, sir,” said the lady behind the counter. “Shall I put them on your bill?”
“No way!” replied Donald Duck. “What do you think I am, a dickhead?”
Q: Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
A: Because women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities.” “That is right,” said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do
you know what I’m doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” the woman said, “you’re checking for any lumps or
breast cancer.” “Correct,” replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, “Do you know what I’m doing
“Yes,” she said. “You’re getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place.”