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There were two people having sex in a car. They finished up
and the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend got
mad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the car
and went to find the condom.
He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for
it back the boy refused. “C’mon” he begged, “I’ll give u a dollar.”
“Well,” little boy thought, “Okay.”

So the little boy ran home. “Mom, you’ll never guess what just
what just happened! I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but I
tricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!”

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the
local bar. One said, “Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.” His
friend replied, “Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loose
women’ ya always hear about.” “You don’t say.” said the first
man. “Bet that was costly.” “Nope.” Jeb smirked. “Kinfolk.”at the
local bar. One said, “Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.” His
friend replied, “Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loose
women’ ya always hear about.” “You don’t say.” said the first
man. “Bet that was costly.” “Nope.” Jeb smirked. “Kinfolk.”

The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me and
my cousin were alone in the house,” she continued, “and went up to my
bedroom… ”
“Go on, my child,” said the priest gently.
“I lay down on the bed and Joe got on top of me and put his hand
on my… on my… ”
“Go on.”
“On my pussy,” stammered the girl, blushing behind the screen.
“And touched me and touched me until I couldn’t help myself.”
“Yes, go on,” the priest directed.
“I pulled down his pants and his cock popped out, stiff and tall,”
the girl went on, with a little whimper of shame, “and he began to
shove it in me so hard… ”
“Yes, yes… Go on,” he urged, breathing hard.
“And then we heard the front door slam – ”
“Oh, SHIT!!!!

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.



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