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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?”

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!”

“Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: “I can lick any man in the place!”

The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: “Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?”

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s confidence with some cheese and then took him next door.
The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard.
The man, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up his wife but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket.
“Don’t be afraid, darling,” said the man. “Wait until I tell you about this.”
“Get out of here!” cried his wife. “And take that sex maniac with you!”

Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A:
A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.”

Q: What do lesbians do after an argument?
A: They go home and lick each others wounds.



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