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Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m sooo drunk!”

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the
local bar. One said, “Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.” His
friend replied, “Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loose
women’ ya always hear about.” “You don’t say.” said the first
man. “Bet that was costly.” “Nope.” Jeb smirked. “Kinfolk.”at the
local bar. One said, “Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.” His
friend replied, “Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loose
women’ ya always hear about.” “You don’t say.” said the first
man. “Bet that was costly.” “Nope.” Jeb smirked. “Kinfolk.”

Q: Why can’t blonds water ski?
A: When ever they get wet they lay down and spread there legs.

Q: Why is pubic hair curly?
A: If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”
The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”
The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”



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