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An ode to the cut
that never heals.
The more you touch it
the better it feels.

You can rub it and scrub it
and brush it like hell.
But you will never get rid
of that damn cod fish smell.

“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love,
“Will you still make love like that to me after we’re married ?”

He considered this for a moment, and then replied, “I think so.
I’ve always been especially fond of married women.”

The two East Coast hookers decided to move to the West Coast and while driving through New Mexico they stopped at a little general store. Well, low and behold there were two older Indian women siting on the front porch and the four women started up a conversation.

The one older Indian woman said, “Well I’m a Navajo and she is an Arapaho.”

One of the East Coast hookers said, “No Shit, Well, I’m a New York Ho and she is a Chicago Ho.”

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.

Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A: “How come?”



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