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Having picked George up in a gay bar, Sandy was driving home when, entranced by his companion, he failed to see the red light. Plowing into a van, he nearly marked his laundry when the driver got out, a big brute of a man.

“You idiot!” he screamed. “You drive like my grandmother, and you can kiss my a$$!”

Sighing with relief, the gay driver said to his companion, “Thank God! He wants to settle out of court.”

Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. “Help me! Help me!” she screamed. “I’m being robbed!”

“You ain’t being robbed, slut!” her attacker interrupted. “You’re being screwed!”

The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re screwing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”

A young man was smitten by a very lovely young lady. Unfortunately she did, not return the feeling. In desperation he went and visited a group of witches searching for a love potion.

They informed him that they no longer provided such an item. It was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone without her permission.

They did have an alternate solution. They sold him a bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury one in her yard every night at midnight for a month.

He returned to the witches six weeks later excited and thankful. He and the young lady were to wed in a month.

The witch told him, “Nothin’ says lovin’ like something from a coven and pills buried say it best.”

Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Q: How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

A: When beaver starts tasting like shit.

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