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Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A: Self-employed

Q: What is the definition of an overbite?
A: When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked.

“Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa.”

“You mean a sectional sofa,” he suggested.

“Sectional schmectional.” she bitterly retorted. “All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!”

Q: Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,
finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.
Can you help me?”
“Oh, that’s not a problem for us men anymore!” announces a proud
physician, “They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that
does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history.”
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry
way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the
street. “Doctor, Doctor!” exclaims the man excitedly, “I’ve got to
thank you! This drug is a miracle! It’s wonderful! I’ve had sex
fourteen times in eight days!”
“Well, I’m glad to hear that” says the pleased physician, “What does
your wife think about it?”
“Wife?” asks the man, “I haven’t even been home yet!”



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