Just after Lorena Bobbitt brutally cut off her husbands penis, she jumped into her car and sped away. On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand, she decided to throw it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the penis as far as she could and sped away again.
Meanwhile 2 Canadians driving down the same highway happened to cross right by Lorenna just as she tossed it out the window and the penis hit their windshield smack dab in the middle.
Stunned but still quiet the 2 Canadians drove on. About 3 miles down the road the one Canadian turned to the other and said, “Man, did you see the size of the dick on that mosquito?”
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St.
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being
met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him.
She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone
would be with him soon.
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really
getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house
Finally the doctor’s assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and
found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
“My goodness”, she exclaimed, “I was expecting to see a foot.”
“Well,” he said, “if you’re going to complain about an inch then I’ll take
my business elsewhere.”
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.
Q: Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Q: How is a man like a snow fall?
A: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.