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The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”
The woman said, “I’m glad of that doctor, but I’m Miss Brown,”
“Miss Brown,” said the doctor without changing expression, “I have bad
news for you.”

Q: What does ADIDAS stand for?
A: All Day I Dream About Sex.

Q: What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can’t tell her mum.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One – men will screw anything.

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?

A: When you open her legs the lights go on

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