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Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A: Sperm is handmade.

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family
doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.”

“But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.”

“Well my dear,” said the doctor, “someone in that colony is
cockeyed.”

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by
herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the
dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said,
“You really smell terrific. What’s that you have on?”
The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the
compliment, she said, “You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?”
“Well, I’ve got a hardon, but I didn’t think you could smell it,” the guy
replied.

Q: What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can’t tell her mum.

Q: Why dosn’t the blonde go to Red Lobster?
A: Because she dosn’t whan’t to get crabs!!!



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