Q: What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
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Q: How do you know when your staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say “I’ve gotta leak in my sink” and the person at the front desk says “go ahead.”
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Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Q: What is a Redneck’s defense in court?
A: “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”
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Q: What do rednecks call “Hee Haw”?
A: A documentary.
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Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
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Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the half shell.
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Q: How do you circucise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the head.
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Q: What do u get when u put 32 rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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