Q: When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
A: When he’s hanging by his teeth.
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Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: Shredded tweet!
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Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660), Q & A (+15915), Sex (+4816)
Q: What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
A: They’re both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
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Q: How do you know when your wife is a lousy cook?
A: She uses the smoke detector as a timer.
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Q: Can I claim dental benefits if I don’t have any teeth?
A: Hmmm Let me chew on that a bit.
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Read all jokes from:Groundhog Day (+40), Q & A (+15915)
Q: What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!
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Read all jokes from:Halloween (+1180), Q & A (+15915)
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat.
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Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660), Q & A (+15915)
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
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Read all jokes from:Q & A (+15915)
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.
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Read all jokes from:Light Bulb (+1134)
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye
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