Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
A: Root position cords.
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Q: What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
A: A pimp
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Q: Why shouldn’t violists take up mountaineering?
A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they’re missing.
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A2: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
A: They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires!
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.
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Q: How do you get 100 beds into a Barbie doll?
A: Throw in a toenail!
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