Q: What’s the difference between your mother in law and a crocodile?
A: Crocodiles are kind. They tear at your flesh and hold you under the water to drown, then they push your body under
an old log to rot.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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Q: Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?
A: After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!
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Q: A van with four actors in it goes off a cliff. What’s the tragedy in this?
A: You can fit a lot more than four actors in a van.
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Q: Why can’t Frankenstein have children?
A: Because his nuts are on his neck.
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Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Q: How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A: Self-employed
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Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: “Is it mine?”
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Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
A: If she can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
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