Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
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Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the halfshell.
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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They give milk shakes!
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Q: Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
A: He didn’t see the ewe turn!
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Q. Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco
A. To Tuscaloosa…he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!
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Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an escalator and a grandmother?
A: A thirsty spatula!
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