Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
A: “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”
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Q: What do you call two blonds in a refrigerator?
A: Frosted Flakes
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Q: Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
A: Because they soot him!
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Q: Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
A: So people can read her lips.
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Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail, of course!
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: If you throw a load in a washing machine, it doesn’t follow you around for 3 days.
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Q: How come the congo line kept breaking up at the daytrader’s party?
A: Not many of them were willing to go long.
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Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person?
A: An Easter basket case!
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