Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. That’s a software problem.
A2: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
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Q: How many MicroSoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A2: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Q: How many wives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Nobody knows – they’re too busy trying to change their husbands.
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Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
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Q: How many Chicago School economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there to listen to him brag about the screwing part!
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Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don’t need to, they glow in the dark.
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Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A roomful – they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Q: How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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