Read all jokes from:Animals (+5199), Q & A (+15915)

Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.




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Read all jokes from:Halloween (+1180), Q & A (+15915)

Q: What’s orange on the inside and clear on the outside?

A: A pumpkin in a plastic bag!




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Read all jokes from:Halloween (+1180), Q & A (+15915)

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.




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Read all jokes from:Christmas (+1021), Q & A (+15915)

Q: Did you hear about the author elf?

A: He only wrote short stories!




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Read all jokes from:Halloween (+1180), Q & A (+15915)

Q: How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
A: He turns into a bat every night.




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Read all jokes from:Q & A (+15915), St. Patrick's Day (+170)

Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
A: “Top o’ the moaning!”




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Read all jokes from:Q & A (+15915)

Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.




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Read all jokes from:Kids (+2426), Q & A (+15915)

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.




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Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4662), Q & A (+15915)

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A Labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.




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Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4662), Q & A (+15915)

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.




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