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Read all jokes from:Politics (+3834)
Gore: My God, it was terrible!
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After a weekend trip home to Arkansas, Bill Clinton stepped from the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying two Arkansas-bred hawgs, one under each arm.
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FLYIN’ D.N.A. I got all excited, made a giant mess, She was so damn playful, such a little tease, I thought it was our secret, but she let it slip, When the dress gets tested, by the F.B.I.,
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* Have you ever made it with the leader of the free world? * Have you ever made it with a “crooked” politician? * No, that’s not a boomerang in my pocket. * Do you want to be an intern and “serve” under me? * Hillary might be the First Lady, but you certainly wont be the last. * Come with me to the Oval Office, I have a “position” in mind for you. * I enjoy puttin’ “Big Macs” in my mouth…what about you? * Are you from Baghdad? Because you’ve got a great “I-RACK.” * Honey, you stimulate my economic package. * MYYY…that’s such a pretty blue dress. That’s wrinkle free material isn’t it?
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
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“Immediately after my speech, you are all cordially invited to come up here and kiss my pasty white ass.” “Members of Congress, I feel you’re a pain.” “Look at it, people! Take a good look! You got a tool like this, you use it — know what I’m sayin’?” “Are you impeachin’ me? Are you impeachin’ me? You gotta be impeachin’ me cuz I’m the only President standin’ here.” “Okay, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!” “I’m not under oath, am I?” “This meeting of The Duplicitous Serial Adulterers Group will now come to order. Ha, ha! Just kidding, people.” “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But first, a few words from my husband…” “Whoa! I’ve been sleepwalking the last three years! I hope I didn’t do anything embarrassing!” “First, I’d like to introduce my new Attorney General, Alec Baldwin.” “Any of y’all got that Gwyneth Paltrow gal’s phone number?” “(Psssst! Al! Fourth row, third from the left — you can see right up her skirt!)” “I don’t think anyone can deny that this past year has made a vas deferens in the face of politics..” “I have not had sexual relations with anyone in this chamber. But seriously, folks…” “Acquit me, or the stock market gets it.”
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Bill and Hillary are driving through the town where Hillary grew up,when they stopped for gas. As he is pumping gas the attendant looks in the window and recognizes Hillary.’Do you remember me?’,he asks Hillary we dated in high school.They chat for a little while and then Bill pays for the gas and drives away. Bill is feeling proud of himself and looks at Hillary and says “What would have happened if you married the gas station attendant instead of me? and Hillary replies then you would be pumping gas and he would be president!!
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Did you hear that Monica got honorable mention in her high school yearbook?
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? A: They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer. Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it. She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word “country,” and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said “rock ‘n’ roll;” the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving. A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, “Asshole!” …The radio cut over to George Bush’s press conference.
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