Definition of an upgrade = Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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Read all jokes from:Technology (+1818)
Definition of an upgrade = Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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Love, Mom. PS: I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed .
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(to the tune of Losing My Religion) Windoze is bigger That’s me in the corner Every nightmare Consider this But that was just a dream I hope that was a dream…
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My new work philosophy: Always give 100% at work… * 12% on Mondays
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With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance. MIRRORCILLIN – A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN – Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA – Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing ‘facts’ in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON – Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as ‘you don’t love me anymore’. PARKATRON – 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK – Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality – no practical use for this drug has yet been found. WARDROBIA – Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit. BEERINTULIN – Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+786), Office (+195)
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer.
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A young stockbroker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “Didn’t you tell me you are a stockbroker?” The young man answered, “Yes, I did.” To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets?”
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First man: “You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms.” Second man: “That gives a whole new meaning to the words, ‘General Protection Fault.’”
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A “Chang” is a Central Asian instrument (from countries such as Uzbekistan). It’s something like a hammered dulcimer with a damper pedal.
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A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She has been having some strange symptoms and I’m worried about her,” the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, “Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant.” The mother gasped, “That’s nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men.” She turned to the girl. “You don’t, do you, dear?” “No, mumsy,” said the girl. “Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!” The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, “Doctor, is there something wrong out there?” “No, Madam,” said the doctor, and continued rather wryly, “It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East… I was just looking to see if another one was going to show up.”
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