Did you hear about the tenor who was so dumb the other tenors noticed?
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Did you hear about the tenor who was so dumb the other tenors noticed?
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Why are harps like elderly parents? Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.
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What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
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What is a difference between a conductor and a horn player? Two measures!
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How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist’s car? Take the Domino’s Pizza sign off the roof.
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Before you ask the Console operators your question(s), please read the common answers to the questions below. 1. We do not take requests or do dedications. 2. Yes we do know what all these knobs do and no we don’t have the time to tell you. That also means you can’t touch them. 3. Yes we talk to the band and no we can’t take notes or messages to them. This does also mean that you can’t meet them without the appropriate pass which we don’t keep or get. 4. The small console is lighting and the big ones are sound. 5. The sound man is hired to mix the show, please don’t tell him how to do his job. He doesn’t come to your place of employment and telly ou how to do your job. 6. We don’t know where we’re going to be tomorrow. Buy the tourbook or t-shirt which contains the tour info. 7. Some people go to school for this job & some don’t. We have been in this industry for about 25 years not combined. There are a number of different ways to get into this industry, which we don’t have time to go into right now. 8. No, this is not necessarily the coolest job. 9. For any other questions please submit them in written form and we will do our best to reply to them. We thank you for your understanding in dealing with this issue. Thank you & Have a nice evening The Console Operators Union
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Q – What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? A – Counterpoint.
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A “Chang” is a Central Asian instrument (from countries such as Uzbekistan). It’s something like a hammered dulcimer with a damper pedal.
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While an orchestra was playing Tschaikovsky’s Romeo and Juliet overture, an elderly man in the audience wept and wept. “You must be an incurable romantic,” said the woman seated next to him. “No,” he said, “I’m a musician.”
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Why do guitarist make great astronauts? because all they take up is space in school.
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