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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”


A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”
The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.”
“Sure you could!!” said the political man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”

A trombone player and an accordion player are playing a New Years’s eve gig at a local club.. The place is packed and everybody is absolutely loving the music .. shortly after midnight, the club owner comes up to the duo and says, “You guys sound great .. everybody loves you .. I’d like to know if the two of you are free to come back here next New Year’s eve to play?? …

The two musicians look at each other then to the club owner .. and the trombone player says “Sure .. we’d love to .. Is it OK if we leave our stuff here??”

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wished he had?
A dead girlfriend and an ex-wife.

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?

A: Drool.

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