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Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don’t know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Dear Abby:

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and
supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue.
He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every
time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong
and begs me to forgive him.
This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat.
I don’t know what to do.

Signed
Frustrated

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Dear Frustrated:

You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you
don’t need him anymore.

Q: What happened to Bach after he had 20 children?
A: His Organ Baroque!

Q: Why did Bach have so many children?
A: His organ had no stops.

Q: How do you satisfy Clinton’s sexual appetite?
A: It takes a village

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone
rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When
he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good
news. “Ma,” he shouted, “the results are in. I won the election!”

“Honestly?”

The politician’s smiled faded. “Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time
like this?”



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