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Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787)
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new tele- phone number, I dialed him — and got a woman. “Is Mike there?” I asked. “He’s in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up. When he didn’t return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. “This is Mike,” he said. “You’re not my boyfriend!” I exclaimed. “I know,” he replied. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.”
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787)
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study to determine why married women love Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is: Not Now.
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787)
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn’t use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery. One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. “What’s the matter?” her husband asked. She said “I can’t believe you did this for me.” Her husband hugged her and replied, “Don’t worry about it, I love you, and I’d do anything for you.” But how will I ever repay you?” she asked. To which he replied, “You don’t need to repay me… you wouldn’t believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek.”
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Mr. Jones patted his daughter’s hand fondly, and told her, “Your young man told me today he wanted you as a bride, and I gave my consent.” – “Oh, Papa,” gushed the daughter, “it’s going to be so hard leaving mother.” – “I understand perfectly, my dear,” beamed Mr. Jones. “You just take her with you.”
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787)
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”.
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787)
Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. “She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home,” she said. “What an example of devotion,” Dave replied. “I wonder if you’d be that concerned about me?” “Honey,” she answered, “if you were gone overnight, and I didn’t know where you were, you can be sure I’d be waiting for you at the front door.”
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787)
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”
Read all jokes from:Marriage (+787), Sex (+4816)
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: “What happened, did I hurt you?”
Read all jokes from:Bar (+1637), Marriage (+787), Men vs. Women (+5688)
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”
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