Said a swinging young chick named Lyth
Whose virtue was largely a myth,
“Try as hard as I can,
I can’t find a man
That it’s fun to be virtuous with.”
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I once met a lassie named Ruth
In a long distance telephone booth.
Now I know the perfection
Of an ideal connection
Even if somewhat uncouth.
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There was a young lady from Maine
Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view,
As her abdomen grew,
It was not on her brain that he’d lain!
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A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
“Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!”
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A lissome psychotic named Jane
Once kissed every man on a train;
Said she, “Please don’t panic!
I’m just nymphomanic.
It wouldn’t be fun if I were sane.”
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Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong
To a long pronged patron named Wong,
“They say my vagina’s
The nicest in China;
Don’t ruin it by doing it wrong.”
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
So Jack could lick Jills fanny,
Jack got a shock,
And a mouthful of cock,
‘Cos Jills a pre op tranny!
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