In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
A trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were killed in the crash.
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A foreman who’s known to be rude,
Said something a worker thought lewd.
Though red in the face,
She’s got a court case,
So it’s his ass that’s going to be screwed.
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Mary had a little dog,
All night long he’d hunt.
He stuck his head in Mary’s lap,
To smell her little
“Control yourself, you naughty dog!
You make my pressure jump!”
Ain’t but one man in this town
Good enough to
Pumpkin pie is almost done,
Lots of corn to shuck,
Brother’s got a lazy wife.
She don’t give a
F’crying out loud, look outside!
The captain and the crew,
Heading down the Mazie’s house
to get themselves a
Screw the light bulb in the lamp,
Please don’t break the glass.
If you eat those pepper pods,
They’re bound to burn your
Asked a woman, “What’s your name?”
She wrote it by the creek.
Pardon me, I’ll step outside,
I’ve gotta take a peek.
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There was a young lady of Clewer
Who was riding a bike, and it threw her.
A man saw her there
With her legs in the air,
And seized the occasion to screw her.
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In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
A trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were killed in the crash.
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There once was an odious brute
Who made love in his Sunday-best suit.
The result, as you’d guess,
Was a wet, sticky mess,
And a very chaifed maiden to boot.
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A foreman who’s known to be rude,
Said something a worker thought lewd.
Though red in the face,
She’s got a court case,
So it’s his ass that’s going to be screwed.
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“When I see a monk’s ass I just grab it,”
said the lazily amorous abbot.
“Although it’s more fun
To have sex with a nun,
It’s so hard to get into the habit!”
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There was a Young Man named MacNair
Who buggered his Wife on the Stair.
The bannister Broke…
…Without missing a Stroke
He Finished her off in Mid-Air.
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A virginal coed named Sherrie,
Awoke in the morning quite merry.
After cocktails last night,
To her utter delight,
She gave up her status as “cherry.”
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