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Yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
Yo daddy so fat Alaska said, “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his waterbed!
Yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled “Taxi!”
Yo daddy so fat his parents had to take him to the Pacific Ocean to get him baptized.
Yo daddy so fat when he walks China has an earthquake.
Yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly outside he came out with a bowl.
Yo daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
Yo daddy so old he knew burger king when he was a prince.
Yo daddy so old Jesus signed his yearbook.
Yo daddy so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.
Yo daddy so poor I saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box I asked what are you doing he said moving.
Yo daddy so poor that one day I seen him walking down the street with a can and I said what are you doing and he said moving.
Yo daddy so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someone in the house.
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said, “concentrate.”
Yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
Yo daddy so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
Yo daddy so ugly that he scared 3 blind people.
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Yo momma breath is so stank I look forward to her FARTS.
Yo momma cooks so badly yo family preys before they eat.
Yo momma has no teeth and they call her chewy.
Yo momma is like an Ice-cream cone every body gets a lick.
Yo momma like a bag of potato chips, “Free-To-Lay”.
Yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
Yo momma like hardware stores 50 cents a screw.
Yo momma like a pony when you spank her she goes faster.
Yo momma like is like a hockey player she doesn’t change her pads for three periods.
Yo momma so black she got counted absent in night school!
Yo momma so black when she jumped in the pool, people screamed, “Oil spill”!!!!
Yo momma so dark she was trying to eat a tootsie roll, she ate her finger.
Yo momma so dirty I walked in your house and asked what was for dinner and yo momma jumped on the table spread her legs and said crabs.
Yo momma so greasy she uses a piece of bacon for a band-aid.
Yo momma so hairy that when you were born you got a carpet burn.
Yo momma so hungry that in 1951 she saw bus full of white people and said twinky!
Yo momma so nasty every time she craps she gotta take a shower because she can’t reach her butt to wipe it.
Yo momma so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty she wipes her butts before she craps.
Yo momma so short she does back flips under the bed!
Yo momma so skinny she could hula-hoop in cheerio.
Yo momma so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.
Yo momma so slow that you asked her if she know any thing, she was speechless.
Yo momma so small she has to stand on a nickel to pee on a dime.
Yo momma so smelly she had to have right guard AND left guard.
Yo momma’s chest is as her back.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she spit butter.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she walks in the street and slows down traffic.
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Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast-feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly see hung her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she didn’t get hit with an ugly log she got jumped by the ugly jungle.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she had to tie a porch chops around her neck so that the dog would play with her.
Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo momma so ugly she looked in a mirror her reflection died.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she makes a blind kid cries.
Yo momma so ugly she makes Freddy Cougar looks like Beyonce!
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly she went to dogs show and won
Yo momma so ugly someone mistaken her face as her butt!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly that when she lies on a beach cats bury her in the sand.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly the dumpster wouldn’t even let her in.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly they don’t even have to use guns in the army cause they can use yo mama’s picture!
Yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras
Yo momma so ugly when she was born her parents didn’t know where to put her in the house or under it.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born it took the whole cast of the x-files to figure out what she was!
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped the nurse to keep her from laughing.
Yo momma so ugly, even a politician wouldn’t kiss her.
Yo momma so ugly, if bricks were ugly, she could have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slap her mother.
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Yo mamas so stupid she put ice in her drawls to keep her crab fresh.
Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout
Yo momma so stupid she thought Boys-2-men was a daycare center.
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked up in the super market and starved to death.
Yo momma so stupid I told her Christmas was right around the corner and she went to the other side of the building.
Yo momma so stupid if she go it a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super ball.
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she decided to climb 50 walls. By the time she reached the 47th she got tired, she then turned around and climbed back.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she had her dog suck her left titties and made the right one jealous.
Yo momma so stupid she had to climb over the glass wall just to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she likes to eat really goods food.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said, “caution wet floor”, she peed.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she stars at an orange juice for 20 min because it said, “Concentrate”.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she stole a free sample of bread.
Yo momma so stupid she strangled herself with a cordless phone.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up hey ass and said, “I got the power”.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she thought taco-bell was a Mexican hot-line.
Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so stupid she thought boy-to-men was a day care center!!
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the tire on a bus was chocolate donuts.
Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock a t the floor and missed.
Yo momma so stupid she told someone to meet here at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”.
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to wake ups a sleeping bag.
Yo momma so stupid she wanted to lose weight so she ate her own fat.
Yo momma so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she went to the movie theater and tried to change the channel.
Yo momma so stupid some one told her it was chilly out side and she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid that she went to the gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid when her husband asked her for sex she said, “female”.
Yo momma so stupid when I said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl and a spoon.
Yo momma so stupid when she got locked in a bathroom she peed in her pants.
Yo momma so stupid when she looks down she saw her nipples was leaking.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the tires on the bus she thought they were chocolate donuts.
Yo momma so stupid when she stepped in the tub it made a tidal wave and thought it was a splash.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid when the job application said “sex” she put “yes, please”.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hears the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t pass a blood test.
Yo momma so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window.
Yo momma so stupid, when she got struck by lighting, she said, I got the POWER.
Yo momma so stupid, when the police asked her who killed her mother she looked in the mirror and said she did it.
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Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat her belly button makes echoes.
Yo momma so fat her butt needs a zip code.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN”
Yo momma so fat her picture fell down.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma so fat I saw her walking down the road I said what are you doing she said moving.
Yo momma so fat I went to climb on her and I burnt my ass on a light bulb.
Yo Momma so fat it takes her two buses and a taxi just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat it took six monster trucks, two planes, five trains, and a jet just to get her across the street.
Yo momma so fat it took two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat last time she said i want to go home your daddy said sea world aren’t open!
Yo Momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat last time she stood on the scale it said no trucks please.
Yo momma so fat likes a big Mac… full of fat but only worth a buck.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat see could not see her feet.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she asked for a waterbed and you spread a blanket across the ocean!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she don’t need a car to travel the globe.
Yo momma so fat she dressed in white and went snow Boarding and everybody yelled avalanche!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo momma so fat she got baptized in sea world.
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat she had to get wash up at sea world.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo momma so fat she has got more chins than a Chinese phone directory.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat she has to eat cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo momma so fat she has to sleep in a skip!!!
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowls.
Yo momma so fat she is stupid.
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the Atlantic Ocean and they claimed her another continent.
Yo Momma so fat she jumped in the ocean, the ocean jumped back.
Yo momma so fat she jumped on a dollar and made change.
Yo momma so fat she jumped right over Dillard’s and landed on Target.
Yo momma so fat she jumped so high she got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a Monster truck and she made it into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and made the prices go lower then low.
Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone in the movies.
Yo momma so fat she sold her car for petrol money.
Yo momma so fat she spells frodge: O I C U R MT.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and four quarters came out!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the railroad tracks and the warning lights went off! DING DING DING.
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat she stuck her toes in the ocean and all the whales jump out of the water and sing we are a Family.
Yo momma so fat she took 2 steps and knocked the world off its access.
Yo momma so fat she used ironing board for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she uses 3 houses!
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo Momma so fat she use a penis for A PENIS!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
Yo Momma so fat she uses her son as a tampon!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat she uses the highway for a slipping slide
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat she walked out in a yellow rain-jacket and everybody said catches that twinky.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she was wearing a yellow rain jacket with black buttons and she walked out side and every body ran up to her and said let me get in the school bus.
Yo momma so fat she wears yellow and walks in the street and people yell, “TAXI, TAXI!”
Yo momma so fat she went to sears and got a group discount.
Yo Momma so fat she went to the dry cleaners with her dress and they said Mrs. we don’t do curtains.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movie theater and she sit next to every one.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she when she peed Noah had to build a new ark!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she’s jealous of the wall.
Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat that her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo momma so fat that mosses couldn’t even parts her butt cheeks!
Yo momma so fat that she had all the zoo animals to give up their lunch.
Yo Momma so fat that she makes free whily look like a Tic-Tac!!
Yo momma so fat that she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat that the only thing holding her from jenny craig is the door.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat that when she gets lost people have to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma so fat that when she goes backwards, the law required her to have a beeper!
Yo momma so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the doorways and dangle a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo momma so fat the most high-tech scale couldn’t calculate her weight.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat the police dog stopped her at the airport for having 100 pounds of crack.
Yo momma so fat she puts on a yellow shirt and jumps off a 9-story building and every body says the suns falling.
Yo momma so fat the shadow of her butt weighs 50lbs.
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bathtub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drags her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat we had to grease the door way and wave a twinky in front of her so she could go through.
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat when I got done I rolled over and over and over again and I was still on the bitch.
Yo momma so fat when she bents down we have moonlight.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes strait to hell.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kola id.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat’ restaurant, they put down speed bumps!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people tries to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks likes she’s wearing tights!
Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stops that twinky.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat when she sneezes food comes out of her nose.
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale she couldn’t see the numbers.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “one at a time, please”
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she stood in the middle of the road I went to swerve around and ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it’s her birthday
Yo momma so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 10 commercials.
Yo momma so fat when she walked outside everyone yelled, “eclipse!!!!!!”
Yo momma so fat when she was swimming in the ocean a little boy passed by her and said, “Look mama its Titanic”.
Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout “Koolaid! Koolaid!”
Yo momma so fat when she went inside the fbi station they renamed it fat bitch inside.
Yo momma so fat when she went to in and out she couldn’t come out.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the store and asked for a waterbed the manager put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo momma so fat when she where’s her Malcolm X T-shirt helicopter’s land on her back.
Yo momma so fat when the doctor cut of her leg gravy poured out.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pops!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat you can slap her thigh and ride the waves!
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the doorframe and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo momma so fat her blood cells are donuts.
Yo momma so fat I ran around her once at got lost twice.
Yo momma so fat if she were one of the three little pigs, she’d say ‘Not by the hair on my 26 chins!’
Yo momma so fat it takes 5 suns to equal her size!!!
Yo momma so fat she didn’t get the part in the movie “Forest Gump” because she kept eating the box of chocolates!
Yo momma so fat she got two butts: one in the front and one in the back.
Yo momma so fat she is like a T.V, even a 3 year old can turn her on.
Yo momma so fat she plays hop-scotch like this….” L.A…. Chicago… New Jersey Miami “
Yo momma so fat she walked passed the TV and you missed 3 episodes.
Yo momma so fat the photographer charged her for a family photo!
Yo momma so fat when I looked at her picture it said, “to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when Kermit the frog saw her, he said, “Miss Piggy.”
Yo momma so fat when she wears her BVD’s they spell out Boulevard!
Yo momma so fat she doesn’t wear daisy dukes she wears boss hogs.
Yo momma so fat when she halls ass it takes two trips.
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Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so old god sent her to hell cause she didn’t pay him back.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she farts dust.
Yo momma so old she gotta picture with her and Jesus on a seesaw.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus beeper number!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old she uses to gangbang with the Hebrews.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo momma so old she’s blind from the big bang
Yo momma so old that when God said let be the light, she hit the switch.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo mamma so poor, I walked into her house and started to flick boogers off the wall and she said, “Leave alone my family pictures”
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo momma so poor I asked her where’s the bathroom and she said two bushes to the right!
Yo momma so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said, “Who turned off the heat”
Yo momma so poor she cannot bye a 1.00 dollar outfit.
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford sex.
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she gave you unwanted periods for your birthday.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.
Yo momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigarette, and started singing, “clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!”
Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor when I asked, what’s for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo momma so poor when I threw a rock in garbage can she said, “whos knocking”!!!
Yo momma so poor when I went to her house I stepped on the skateboard she said gets off the family car.
Yo momma so poor when I went to your house I dropped a Doritos and she came running after it and yelled “ooh dinner!”
Yo momma so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and say ding-dong.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on. I said “have you lost one shoe”, she said, “no I found one”
Yo momma so poor, on Halloween her trick was the treat!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford free samples.
Yo momma so poor, when I went inside her house a rat tripped me and a roach stole my wallet.
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a box and I asked her why she was kicking a box and she said that she was moving.
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Yo momma so dumb, she has a peephole in her glass door.
Yo momma so dumb, she walked into an antique store and said “What’s new?”
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.
Yo momma so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo momma so dumb, she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo momma so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo Momma so dumb she ran into a parked car.
Yo momma so dumb she failed her blood test.
Yo momma so dumb, she looked at her reflection in the mirror and said “STOP COPYING ME!!”
Yo momma so dumb she thought she could get a virus from a computer.
Yo momma so dumb she thought she could get something from driving in the HOV lane.
Yo momma so dumb that she needed a tutor to learn haw to scribble.
Yo momma so dumb she paid a ticket to join the sole train.
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