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Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

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Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed “guess who”?
A: A divorce lawyer.

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Q: What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for valentines day?
A: A copy of the book sex for dummies.

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Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

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Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!

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Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!

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Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

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Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”

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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

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Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: “I find you very attractive.”

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