Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I’m fulfilled… So make me a sammich!!!
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Read all jokes from:Valentine's Day (+249)
Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
Read all jokes from:Q & A (+15915), Valentine's Day (+249)
Q: Who sends a thousand Valentine’s cards signed “Guess Who”? A: A divorce lawyer!
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Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A: A hug and a quiche!
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Herman sure learned a lesson last year on Valentine’s Day. He gave this card to his wife extolling her virtues, beauty, and charm; said how lucky he was to have her; that he didn’t deserve such a good woman. Seems the more she thought about it, the more she agreed with him. She left him before the end of the month!
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Knock, Knock!
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Sales Ad at a Store:
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Q: What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for Valentine’s Day? A: A copy of the book “Relationships for Dummies.”
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” – “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it… only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
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Mary: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”
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