Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
A: “Top o’ the moaning!”
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Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to beer and not enough restrooms!
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Q. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn’t afford plane fare!
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On Saint Patrick’s Day, an Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving all over the road. A cop pulled him over.
“So,” said the cop to the driver, “Where have you been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”
“Oh, I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
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I’m looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grows in the lane.
No need explaining the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I’m looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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Q: Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
A: In the Little League!
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Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
He was a short-order cook!
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Q: What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?
A: A lepre-condo!
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Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with an Irish instrument?
A: A bagpup!
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