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Q: WHat US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?

A: Abraham Stincoln!




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Q: Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?
A: After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!




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Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
A: Ape Lincoln!




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Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.




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Q: What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
A: Babe Lincoln!




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Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?”
Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”




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Q: Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?
A: To keep his head warm!




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Q: WHat US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?
A: Abraham Stincoln!




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Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln barn in a log cabin?
A: Because it was too cold to be born outside!




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Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?
A: They’re both on the (s)cent!




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