Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He’s mist.
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Q: What sailors like to be chilled to the bone?
A: A skeleton crew.
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Q: What does a sorceress wear?
A: A bewitching outfit.
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Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
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Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: In the casketeria.
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Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: Toasty ghosty.
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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
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Q: Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
A: “Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.”
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Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer.
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