Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line.
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Q: Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
A: Because they soot him!
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(To the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Lacy things – the wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask – her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes ,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the store – there’s a teddy,
Little straps – like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Norman,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?”
I’ll say,”Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until our women are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress – like Madonna,
We’ll put on some eyeshade,
And join in the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear!
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Q: What is a vampire’s Valentine called?
A: His ghoul-friend!
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Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.
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Q: Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
A: Santa Clues.
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Q: Where do Santa’s reindeer like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen for a Blizzard!
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Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
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Our office was always on the cutting edge of technology. Not only did we have computers which spoke as well as listened, some of them even got ulcers.
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