Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?
A: Remove the ‘w’.
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Q: What do you call a witch’s husband when he’s travelling on her broomstick?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: What do young witches like best in school?
A: Spelling lessons.
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Q: What do you get if a witch gets flu?
A: Cold spells.
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Q: Why did the monster eat the street light?
A: Because he wanted a light meal.
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Q: What do you call a ghosts’s mother and father?
A: Transparents!
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Q: What soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!
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Q: What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
A: The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!
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