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Mother vampire to son:
Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.

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Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.

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Q: Did you hear about the new ice cream for monsters?
A: It’s called “Cookies and Scream.”

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Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A: A ghoul Yule!

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Q: Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation?
A: At the Howliday Inn!

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Q: Where does the Wolfman live?
A: In a werehouse!

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Q: How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
A: They paint the town dead!

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Q: What oinks amd drinks blood?
A: A hampire!

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Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
A: That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin syrup!

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