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Q: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
A: In the mirror.

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Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.

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Q: Why did the monster eat the caboose?
A: The locomotive told him to “Choo, choo.”

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Q: What’s the best place for a mirror?
A: In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.

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Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A: A holy terror.

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Q: Why do witches think they’re funny?
A: Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.

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Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.

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Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.

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Q: Who has a broom and flies?
A: A jelly-covered janitor.

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Q: What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
A: Five after one.

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