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Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They are bored to death!

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Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat.

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Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.

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Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: “You Are My Sunshine” and “Sunshine on my Shoulders.

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Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.

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Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.

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Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.

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Q: What can’t you give the headless horseman?
A: A headache.

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Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.

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Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

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