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“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.
The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: “Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?” With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.
The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation.
His wife was indeed surprised: “First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaimed, “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”
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Q: What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!
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Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
A: Ground-dog Day!
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Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!
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Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
A: We’ll have six more weeks of splinters!
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Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
A: He was having a bad lair day!
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Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
A: Ground Nog Day!
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Q: What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!
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Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
A: Ground-dog Day!
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Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!
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