Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
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Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
A: An Easter bunnet!
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Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person?
A: An Easter basket case!
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Q: What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
A: The Easter Purrade!
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Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
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A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car an asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?”
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp dead Bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the furry little animal.
Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came back to life! He jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved his paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road.
Fifty yards away, the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around and waved.
He hopped another fifty yards down the road, stopped, turned around and waved again.
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in Heaven’s name is in your spray can?!”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: HAIR SPRAY. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
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Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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