Man 1: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday.”
Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?”
Man 1: “No, a VCP … Very Cheap Present!”
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Q: Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
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A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!”
The other bum says, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. ‘HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?”
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Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They get blown out on the same day every year.
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Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband’s birthday cake?
A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.
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Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
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Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
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“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
“Next time, take off the candles.”
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Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
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