Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18)
Standing at the kitchen sink, take the removable water hose used for squirting into glasses, or spraying off left-over food from dishes, and tape the nozzle into the “ON” position with scotch tape or black electrical tape and then reset the nozzle in its place in the sink with the nozzle facing out toward the place you are standing.
Go to another room and after a few minutes ask some one (wife, child or husband as examples) to bring you a glass of water.
BE PREPARED to exit the house A.S.A.P!
75 views |
|
|
 Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long March!
117 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
A: April Ghoul’s Day!
75 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: What’s the best day for monkey business?
A: The first of Ape-ril!
71 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
A: On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!
67 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: What moinster plays the most April Fools’ Day jokes?
A: Frankenstein!
71 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18)
Standing at the kitchen sink, take the removable water hose used for squirting into glasses, or spraying off left-over food from dishes, and tape the nozzle into the “ON” position with scotch tape or black electrical tape and then reset the nozzle in its place in the sink with the nozzle facing out toward the place you are standing.
Go to another room and after a few minutes ask some one (wife, child or husband as examples) to bring you a glass of water.
BE PREPARED to exit the house A.S.A.P!
60 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long March!
66 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
A: April Ghoul’s Day!
58 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
Read all jokes from:
April Fool's Day (+18),
Q & A (+15915)
Q: What’s the best day for monkey business?
A: The first of Ape-ril!
73 views |
|
|
Processing your request, Please wait....
|
