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From Reuters News Service: Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even provided a helpful photograph so amateur mushroom hounds could find their own growing in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph instead showed Destroying Angels, which are deadly when eaten.
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This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all the same. The head waiter brings the bill and she’s horrified to see the total: 150 bucks! She didn’t expect this at all and asks the waiter, “Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?” The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he’s never been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he obliges. She gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed. His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the door, “I’m sorry to bother you Miss but I’d like to know why you asked me to do that just now.” “Oh it’s quite simple really,” she replies. “I love to have my breasts held when I’m being screwed!”
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
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A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!” “That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”
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A guy in a restaurant orders chicken noodle soup. He starts to eat the soup and chokes on a hair in the soup. After gagging for a minute, he calls the waitress. “I’m not paying for this soup. There was a hair in it.” The waitress and customer get into a bit of an argument over the problem. The guy ends up storming out of the restaurant without paying. The waitress sees the guy go across the street to a house of ill repute. The waitress’s shift is over in about 15 minutes. She hurries over to the hooker house and finds out where the guy is. The waitress crashes into the room where the guy and lady of the evening are engaging. As she walks in, the waitress sees the guy with his face in the hooker’s business area. The waitress, seeing this, says, “You wouldn’t pay for the chicken noodle soup because you found hair in it. Now look where your face is.” The guy, upon pulling his face out of the muff, turns to the waitress and says, “And if I find a noodle in there, I won’t pay for that either!!!”
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Definition of ‘Outdoor Barbecuing’ – the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the store.
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Definition of ‘Outdoor Barbecuing’ – the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the store.
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This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all the same. The head waiter brings the bill and she’s horrified to see the total: 150 bucks! She didn’t expect this at all and asks the waiter, “Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?” The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he’s never been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he obliges. She gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed. His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the door, “I’m sorry to bother you Miss but I’d like to know why you asked me to do that just now.” “Oh it’s quite simple really,” she replies. “I love to have my breasts held when I’m being screwed!”
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