Q: How do you tell the bride at an italian wedding
A: She’s the one with braided arm pits
Q: How do you tell yhe groom at an italians wedding
A: He’s the one wearing new construction boots
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What’s the definition of a maniac?
An Italian in a whore house with a credit card!
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Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!
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How long does it take for an Italian to change a light bulb?
Changing it takes them about 3 hours without breaks but training them to change it takes 2 years.
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How come Italian’s don’t like Jehovah witnesses?
They don’t like any witnesses
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Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?”
The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb?.. something about not marrying in haste? Why are you two in such a hurry?
Dragging his bride after him, Giorgio rushes out into the street: “We double parked!”
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met
by St.Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, “Ladies,
you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six
months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.”
The first nun says, “I a-wanna be Sophia Loren,” and POOF
she’s gone.
The second says, “I a-wanna be Madonna,” and POOF she’s gone.
The third says, “I a-wanna be Sara Pipalini.”
St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini,” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, that name just
doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it
to St.Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. “No
Sister,” he laughs, “this says ‘Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men
in 7 days!’”
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Q: Why did the Italian guy’s brother get shot?
A: Because he was in the family.
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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
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Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish.They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make her scream the longest. They agree to return next week and compare.Next week, they all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on their faces. The Italian guy says, “I definitely won. I took my wife out to dinner, bought her roses, then took her home and made love to her. She screamed for an hour.” The black guy says, “Man, that’s nothin’. I cooked dinner for my wife, and for dessert I poured honey all over her and made love to her like never before. She screamed for two hours.” The Jewish guy chimes in, ” I got you both beat. I made love to my wife for 3 minutes, pulled out, then wiped my schmeckel on the curtain. She’s still screaming!”
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