A dustman goes into a Chinese takeaway and says to the owner, “Where’s yer bin?”
“I been Hong Kong.”
“No, no, where’s yer wheelie bin?”
“I weally bin Hong Kong.”
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”
The foreman then shrugs his beefy shoulders and says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a good dent in that pile of sand by the time I get back.”
A few hours later when the foreman returns, he sees that the pile of sand is still untouched.
Pointing to the pile of sand, the forman says to the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, “I no gotta broom. You tella the Chinesea guy he inna charge of a supplies, but hea disappeara, and I coulda no finda him!”
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and asks, “Didn’t I tell you to shovel that sand?”
The Scotsman replies in his heavy brogue, “Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinee in charge of supplies, but I couldna find him!”
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand, looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPPLIES!”
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1) That is not right………………………………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………………..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………………….Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man………………………………………Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse……………………………………..Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?…………………….Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table…………………Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift……………………Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here………………………….Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……………….Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone……………………No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight………………………….Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile…………….Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive……………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great…………………………………………..Fa Kin Su Pah
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”
The foreman then shrugs his beefy shoulders and says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a good dent in that pile of sand by the time I get back.”
A few hours later when the foreman returns, he sees that the pile of sand is still untouched.
Pointing to the pile of sand, the forman says to the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, “I no gotta broom. You tella the Chinesea guy he inna charge of a supplies, but hea disappeara, and I coulda no finda him!”
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and asks, “Didn’t I tell you to shovel that sand?”
The Scotsman replies in his heavy brogue, “Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinee in charge of supplies, but I couldna find him!”
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand, looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPPLIES!”
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Now you can learn Chinese In ten minutes!
He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka.
This is a tow away zone – No Pah King.
Is there a fugitive here? – Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni.
Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Nut Ding!!!!
Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni.
Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting?
I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching?
They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum.
Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pu.
I got this for free – Ai No Pei.
You know lyrics to the Macarena? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
Stay out of sight – Lei lo.
Phew! Does this bathroom stink! – Hu Flung Dung?
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”
The foreman then shrugs his beefy shoulders and says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a good dent in that pile of sand by the time I get back.”
A few hours later when the foreman returns, he sees that the pile of sand is still untouched.
Pointing to the pile of sand, the forman says to the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, “I no gotta broom. You tella the Chinesea guy he inna charge of a supplies, but hea disappeara, and I coulda no finda him!”
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and asks, “Didn’t I tell you to shovel that sand?”
The Scotsman replies in his heavy brogue, “Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinee in charge of supplies, but I couldna find him!”
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand, looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPPLIES!”
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A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the bar was Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous director was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director. Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?”
The director ranted, “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor; my dad perished in that bombing!”
“I am not Japanese, you idiot! I am Chinese!”
“Yeah, yeah,yeah… Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same”, retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor.
“What was that for?” exclaimed the director.
“That’s for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied.
“You ignorant man! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the director.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah… Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you are all the same!”
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1) That is not right………………………………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………………..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………………….Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man………………………………………Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse……………………………………..Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?…………………….Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table…………………Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift……………………Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here………………………….Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……………….Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone……………………No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight………………………….Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile…………….Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive……………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great…………………………………………..Fa Kin Su Pah
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A guy is walking through Chinatown in New York. He is fascinated by all the Chinese restaurants, the shops, the signs and banners on all the buildings. He is having the greatest time just walking and looking around. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign that says, “Hans Olafsen’s Laundry.”
“Hans Olafsen?” he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?”
So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olafsen’s Laundry?”
The old man says, “Is name of owner.”
The visitor asks, “Who is the owner?”
“I am he,” answers the old man.
“You? How did you get a name like Hans Olafsen?”
The old man replies: “Many years ago, when come to this country, I standing in line at immigration office. Man in front was big Swede. Lady look at him and say ‘What your name?’ and he say ‘Hans Olafsen.’ Next, she look at me — ‘What your name?’ I say ‘Saim Ting.’”
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Now you can learn Chinese In ten minutes!
He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka.
This is a tow away zone – No Pah King.
Is there a fugitive here? – Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni.
Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Nut Ding!!!!
Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni.
Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting?
I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching?
They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum.
Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pu.
I got this for free – Ai No Pei.
You know lyrics to the Macarena? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
Stay out of sight – Lei lo.
Phew! Does this bathroom stink! – Hu Flung Dung?
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