Real Alaskans should piss in the Yukon River and made love to an Alaska Native woman.
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* You own more than four pair of gloves.
* every other vehicle is a 4X4.
* camping is allowed it’s only in steel sided campers.
* when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.
* in March your vehicle is 43% mud.
* You leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.
* You’re on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.
* You can pay for six big macs with a personal check.
* drive by shootings only occur on the evening news.
* Your central heating system is fueled by large logs.
* You see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.
* You can see the stars at night.
* people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.
* a deer throws itself under your wheels.
* You got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.
* more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
* the term “chill factor” is part of your daily vocabulary.
* the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
* You only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.
* You enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.
* a girls basketball game fill’s the school gym.
* You put the car heater on your list of best friends.
* You pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.
* dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.
* You think you’re in a traffic jam when you’re in the second car at the light.
* You don’t use your blinker because everyone already knows where you’re going.
* Your long john’s don’t come off until mid-May!
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Read all jokes from:Alaska (+171)
Q: Did you know that the tooth brush was invented in Alaska?
A: If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a Teeth brush.
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Read all jokes from:Alabama (+375)
Q. Why is Auburn always in the dark?
A. Because they’re afraid of Alabama Power.
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Read all jokes from:Maine (+24)
Some engineers from the U.S.G.S. surveyed some property and found that in a certain area, the New Hampshire and Maine border must be changed.
They stopped to inform a farmer that he was no longer in Maine, but in New Hampshire.
After a long pause, he grunted and said, “That’s good. I couldn’t take another one of these Maine winters.”
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The owner of a golf course in Arkansas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Arkansas, and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
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Read all jokes from:Alaska (+171)
Q: Did you know that the tooth brush was invented in Alaska?
A: If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a Teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State Trooper pulled over a pickup on 1-40. The trooper asked Got any ID?”
The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
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Read all jokes from:Alabama (+375)
Two Auburn fans are walking in the woods. One says, “Look! A dead bird” …the other one looks up into the sky and says, “Where?”
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