Read all jokes from: New York (+9)
A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
‘What for?’ he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, ‘Twenty dollars contempt of court. That’s why!’
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. ‘That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.’
The young man replied, ‘I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.’
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Read all jokes from: Japan (+18), New York (+9)
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”
One of the Japanese men explains, “Can’t you see? We are all berry hungry.”
The waitress begs the question, “So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?”
One of the other Japanese men replies, “The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!”
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Read all jokes from: New York (+9)
A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.”
Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom.”
So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, “I am Michael O’Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.”
Saint Peter consults his list and says, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
“Just a minute,” says the preacher, “that man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and cotton. How can this be?”
“Up here, we go by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept — while he drove, people prayed.”
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Read all jokes from: Japan (+18), New York (+9)
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”
One of the Japanese men explains, “Can’t you see? We are all berry hungry.”
The waitress begs the question, “So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?”
One of the other Japanese men replies, “The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!”
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Read all jokes from: New York (+9)
A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.”
Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom.”
So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, “I am Michael O’Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.”
Saint Peter consults his list and says, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
“Just a minute,” says the preacher, “that man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and cotton. How can this be?”
“Up here, we go by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept — while he drove, people prayed.”
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Read all jokes from: New York (+9)
A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
‘What for?’ he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, ‘Twenty dollars contempt of court. That’s why!’
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. ‘That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.’
The young man replied, ‘I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.’
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Read all jokes from: New York (+9)
A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.”
Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom.”
So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, “I am Michael O’Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.”
Saint Peter consults his list and says, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
“Just a minute,” says the preacher, “that man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and cotton. How can this be?”
“Up here, we go by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept — while he drove, people prayed.”
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Read all jokes from: Japan (+18), New York (+9)
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”
One of the Japanese men explains, “Can’t you see? We are all berry hungry.”
The waitress begs the question, “So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?”
One of the other Japanese men replies, “The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!”
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Read all jokes from: New York (+9)
A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
‘What for?’ he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, ‘Twenty dollars contempt of court. That’s why!’
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. ‘That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.’
The young man replied, ‘I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.’
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