Q: If a bear tries to take your fish off your line and takes off running with it, what do you do?
A: Tighten up the drag.
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Fred and his blonde wife went fishing in Alaska.
In the middle of nowhere where the place is filled with nothing but white snow.
They finally found a lake and so they cast their lines.
After an hour or two fred’s wife yelled. “honey come quick i got a bite.”
So Fred rush to his wife only to find out her line is lying flat and can’t see any movement.
So he said “your line not moving hon, no one is biting.
I got a bite”, she insist.
“Where ?” ask Fred.
“My foot, i got a frost bite.”
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Q: What kind of money do Alaskans use?
A: Real money or your Visa Card.
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Q: What do you call a good looking woman in Alaska?
A: Tourist
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Alaska has only four seasons…
1 – Winter
2 – Mid winter
3 – Late winter
4 – Next winter
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Three old sourdoughs were sitting around a blazing campfire exchanging tall tales about how tough they are.
“I was hiking through some willows,” begain the first sourdough, “when 10-foot tall bull moose with a 90-inch rack stormed out of a thicket and charged me. I grabbed him by the anlters and wrestled him to the ground and beat him senseless.”
“That’s nothing,” said the second. “I was fishing in the Yukon River when a 2000-pound grizzly bear came after me and my catch. I ducked as he swiped at me, jumped on his back, and strangled him with my bare hands. I then skinned him with my bare teeth.”
They all turned to the third sourdough, waiting for his story. He didn’t say anything – just sat there stirring the coals with his bare hand.
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Q: What kind of money do Alaskans use?
A: Real money or your Visa Card.
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Q: Why do Alaskans tell outside hunters with .357′s to file of the “Sight”?
A: So it won’t hurt so bad when the bear shoves the gun where the sun never shines.
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George and Frank have been sitting out on a lake all day ice fishing. George has been having no luck at all and Frank has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. George finally leans over and asks the other what his secret is.
“Mu mupu meep ma mrrms mrrm” is the reply.
“Geez, Frank, what was that?”
“Mu mupu meep ma mrrms mrrm” Frank replies.
“Good grief Frank, still can’t understand what you’re saying.”
Frank spits something into his hand and says very clearly, “I said, ‘YOU GOTTA KEEP THE WORMS WARM.’”
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