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Read all jokes from:School (+377)
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
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Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
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A wise schoolteacher sends this note home to all parents on the first day of school. “If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he/she says happens at home.”
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R,” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.”
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I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren’t the best teacher in the school I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had Our puppy toilet trained on it Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked I put it in a safe, but lost the combination I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload My little sister ate it
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
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