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Read all jokes from:College (+414)
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said: “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” –Groucho Marx 1890-1977
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
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For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn’t be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples’ favorite pastimes. The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people,so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university. He knocked on the first door and a man answered. “Sir, what is your name?” asked the student “John.” “Sir, I’m doing a school study and would like to know what your favorite pastime is?” “Watching bubbles in the bath,” came the reply. He liked the esoterical answer and continued down the hall, until he came to the next door, when he asked again. “Sir,what is your name?” “Jeff.” “Sir, would you please tell me your favorite pastime?” “Watching bubbles in the bath,” was the answer. Quite amused and confused, he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and and all of them had the same pastime of “watching bubbles in the bath.” He left the building and walked across the street where there were several rows of sorority houses to continue the survey. At the first house, he knocks and an attractive sorority girl opens the door. Our surveyor starts again, “What is your name?” “Bubbles!”
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“The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.”
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Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
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It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. “You’re not going to have time to finish this,” the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. “Yes I will,” replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. “No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.” The student looked incredulous and angry. “Do you know who I am?” “No, as a matter of fact I don’t,” replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. “Do you know who I am?” the student asked again in a louder voice. “No, and I don’t care.” replied the professor with an air of superiority. “Good,” replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
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Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said: “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
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