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Read all jokes from:College (+414)
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class.”
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660), College (+414)
A blonde has been attending Blonde International Training College, a school set up to give blondes a chance to make it in the real world, for 10 years. She keeps failing this one class that she needs to graduate : basic math. The administrators need to get her out to make room for new students, but can’t just give her the grade. So, they instead decide to ask her a simple math question at the graduation ceremony. If she answers correctly, she graduates.
Read all jokes from:School (+377)
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
Read all jokes from:School (+377)
A wise schoolteacher sends this note home to all parents on the first day of school. “If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he/she says happens at home.”
Read all jokes from:Student (+358)
He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high. Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up! His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame. Textbook is confusing … someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it. This class was a religious experience for me … I had to take it all on faith. The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him. Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material. Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing – it’s a great stress reliever. Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose – spraying in all directions – no way to stop it. I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.
Read all jokes from:Student (+358)
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
Read all jokes from:Kids (+2427), School (+377)
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R,” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.”
Read all jokes from:Student (+358)
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!” “That’s right!” shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!” “That’s right!” shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she asked. “No,” the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” she asked. “No,” the boy answered. Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?” The boy replied, “A puppy!”
Read all jokes from:Student (+358)
Now I Lay Me If I Should Fail to But If I Do, Tell My Prof Now I Lay Me If I Should Die Before I Wake,
Read all jokes from:School (+377)
I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren’t the best teacher in the school I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had Our puppy toilet trained on it Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked I put it in a safe, but lost the combination I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload My little sister ate it
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