Q: What three golfers would you not want to be behind on a golf course?
A: O. J. Simpson because he’s a slicer, Monica because she’s a hooker, and Bill Clinton because he never knows what hole he’s on.
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Q: What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?
A: Cold Trafford!
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Q: What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
A: Ince pies!
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
A: Don King.
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Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that “no means no”?
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Q: What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
A: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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Christina Aguilera has apparently acquired a new sense of eco-awareness. Known to be a bit of a temperamental diva, Aguilera had a run-in with a glitzy Hollywood restaurant over some leftovers.
The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the singer had finished her meal at a trendy eatery and had requested that the waiter place her uneaten food into a doggie bag. When she was brought the leftover food in a styrofoam box, Christina purportedly blew her cork.
Aguilera was furious that this kind of environmentally-unfriendly material was being used and began to give the waiter a lecture on the evils of the polystyrene plastic.
She allegedly ended up storming out the door leaving her styrofoam doggie box behind.
The Left Coast Report says Christina shouldn’t worry too much about the biodegradability of styrofoam. After all, parts of her body may last several thousand years longer than the little plastic food box.
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“To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don’t be economic girlie men!”
- at the Republican convention
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Did you hear that Princess Diana was on the radio,…. and the dashboard,… and the steering wheel,….
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