Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that “no means no”?
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Q: What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
A: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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Q: What will it take to reunite The Beatles?
A: Three more bullets.
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Q: What would Jerry Garcia be doing, if he were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of his coffin.
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Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain’s mind?
A: His teeth.
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Q: What were Kurt Cobain’s last words?
A: “Hole is really going to be big.”
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is both male and female.”
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”
“Well, God is both black and white.”
This further confuses him so he asks, “Is God gay or straight?”
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, “Honey, God is both gay and straight.”
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, “Mom, is God Michael Jackson?”
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Q: What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
A: They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.
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