Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away?
The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.
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Someone asked Calvin Coolidge if, where he came from, people say that a hen lays an egg, or the hen lies an egg – the exciting answer!
When Calvin Coolidge was in the Massachuesetts legislature, another memeber asked him whether the people where he came from said, “A hen lays, or a hen lies.”
Mr. Coolidge replied, “the people where I come from lift her up to see.”
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Did ya hear Roseanne was arrested for dealing drugs?
They lifted her dress and found 50 pounds of crack.
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TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: This entity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and the American way of life.
PLAYER: What is the KGB?
TREBEK: Be more specific.
PLAYER: What is PBS?
TREBEK: Right!
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Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called together several big name draws to kick some ideas around.
The project, an action docu-drama about famous composers featured Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwartzenegger in leading roles.
The producers really wanted the box office ‘oomph’ of these three, and they were prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
“Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to play him.”
“Chopin has always been my favorite,” said Van Damme, I’ll play him.”
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
“Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?”
“I’ll be Bach.”
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Q: Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
A: He wanted children and she didn’t want to get a sex change.
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Q: What three golfers would you not want to be behind on a golf course?
A: O. J. Simpson because he’s a slicer, Monica because she’s a hooker, and Bill Clinton because he never knows what hole he’s on.
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Q: What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?
A: Cold Trafford!
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Q: What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
A: Ince pies!
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
A: Don King.
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