Q. What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair…and O.J walked!
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Tom Cruise: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger’
Katie Holmes: Because I married the wrong man
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Q: What is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favorite web site?
A: Alta Vista baby.
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There’s 4 people on a plane and one is the smartest man in the world, one’s a hippie, ones the president and one is britney spears. the plane is about to crash and there’s only three parachutes so the president says, ” I think i deserve a parachute, afterall, i am the president.” So he takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Next Britney Spears says, ” I think i should use the next parachute afterall, i am britney spears.” so she jumped out of the plane. then there was only the hippie and the smartest man. They were debating who should use the next parachute and the hippie said, “i dont think we have to worry about anything like that, britney spears just jumped out with my backpack. and they jumped out of the plane.
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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: “I`ve seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!”
Hugh replies: “Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she`s charging a small fortune.”
Bill (with a chuckle): “Hugh, money`s no object to me. What`s her number.”
So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling “God…now I know why you chose the name Divine.”
To which she replies: “Thank you, Bill…and now I know how you chose the name … Microsoft.”
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For the ultra-rich, I suppose there *is* a down-side to buying things for your pets …
Paris Hilton went into the most upscale, trendy pet supply store,wanting to buy a red sweater for her dog, Tinkerbell. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit.
“I can’t do that!” said Paris Hilton. “The sweater is a surprise!”
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Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A. Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson… fucked little boys.
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Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
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Q. What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael’s latest release.
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Did you hear about Sonny Bono?
They say he could pack his whole life into a trunk!!!
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